- Maddie Troyer
- Oct 2, 2019
- 4 min read
You know, America has a lot of crappy things, but a central location that carries any and all household items that you need/want in life is not one of them.
I don’t know how these people do it. I literally just want to buy a planner! Where do I buy a planner?! And a straightener! Can someone please explain to me how not one single store in this 4-story mall has either of those things. It’s driving me crazy.
Ok, I’m done complaining. I’m just on edge because classes started, and I forgot I actually have to study while I’m here. :,)
My classes are going really well, though. Each class is once a week for a 1.5-hour lecture followed by a 15-minute break and another 1.5-hour seminar. Yes, it’s as painful as it sounds. I’m falling asleep just writing about it. Most of my class work consists of group projects, a midterm, and the final. I can tell the people that work within my program really care about our experience here. For example, while our professors expect us to attend most lectures and seminars, they’re also very lenient and actually encourage us to travel frequently. It’s a very relaxed and positive environment.
Two weekends ago 11 of us went to Copenhagen, Denmark! I’m running out of ways to say a place is beautiful without being repetitive, so bear with me. Cope. Was. BEAUTIFUL. It’s actually so crazy that places like this exist, and here I’ve been living in small town Kansas my whole life; very eye opening. Aside from sightseeing, we all had so much fun. 12/10 going on a booze cruise with 11 people you just met a week prior and screaming ‘Sweet Caroline’ by Neil Diamond at the top of your lungs while being stared at by distant tourists. Currently number 1 memory on my highlight reel, minus the part when I almost got beheaded by a bridge. Shout out to Paul. (I’m being really safe, mom. I promise). The next night we somehow managed to find our way on a party bus for this random girl’s 21st birthday party; 12/10 also recommend. A wild weekend to say the least.
Aside from my Copenhagen adventures, last weekend I had a really casual Sunday and jumped out of an airplane. My tandem partner was a little creepy, but he didn’t kill me, so I’m not complaining. While I didn’t get as high of an adrenaline rush as I was hoping, it was still very exhilarating, and I’m so happy I did it. Stay tuned for the video which will include all the best angles of slobber coming out of my mouth!!
PSA: Do not stick your tongue out while skydiving. You think it will be funny, but you are wrong.
Later that week I competed in a pub crawl put on by Nations to Nations, N2N for short, which is an organization that works with exchange and local students and organizes many events throughout the semester. Each team was given a set of instructions and a bottle of vodka, however my group consisted of two teams put together, so we got two bottles of vodka. Super generous of them, right?? Ha. These N2N people are freaking SNAKES giving us cheap alcohol, making us think they’re being nice when they’re fully aware of the fact that we aren’t allowed to bring them into any bar or pub.
S N A K E S.
So, we had to chug them both in an alley before we could even start. Once we finished, we had to go around to different bars, complete and document different tasks, which were worth so many points, and be back by 11:30pm. Tasks included: sing happy birthday to a random stranger, get someone to buy you a drink, wrap a team member in toilet paper, switch shirts with a random stranger, do a human pyramid, dance on a pole… you get the point. We finished all but two of our tasks, and in my opinion (with a slight bias) we rightfully earned first place.
The next day, I got up at the crack of dawn and bussed to Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany, which, little did my naïve self know, was about to be my most testing adventure this far.
Hahahahahaha.
From our Airbnb to transportation to weather, everything that could’ve gone wrong on this trip, DID. Long story short, we were almost homeless, it rained a lot, we missed our bus home, then we were actually homeless, and then we slept in a park for 4.5 hours. And that’s all I’m going to say because it’s still a sensitive subject.
However, the actual festival was a whole experience in itself. I have never seen so many drunk people in one setting. We were in the Schottenhamel-Festhalle tent, which is actually the oldest tent at Oktoberfest, drinking liter after liter from 9am-4pm. We rode some rides afterwards, and they weren’t little Kansas State Fair rides. They were very intense, even more so while intoxicated, and I LOVED it. Aside from all the other things that went wrong, wearing a dirndl and drinking beer all day at the original Oktoberfest was quite the adventure, and I’m happy I went.
Wow, I’m exhausted from just typing all of that. But don’t be fooled; I’m not slowing down quite just yet.
This weekend I’m off to Amsterdam; hoping to visit a few holocaust museums along with many other things, and then next weekend I’m going to Budapest!
Oh yeah, and I have school.
Are you keeping up??